Some 16th-century Italian clergymen tried to ban coffee because they believed it to be “satanic.” However, Pope Clement VII loved coffee so much that he lifted the ban and had coffee baptized in 1600.
Late 16th century.
fap (not comparable)
(obsolete) Drunk.
• See Thesaurus:drunk
The phrase originates from the Viz comic strip "Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entendres", written by Simon Thorp.
fap
(informal, internet slang) To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.
fap (third-person singular simple present faps, present participle fapping, simple past and past participle fapped)
(slang) To masturbate.
• See Thesaurus:masturbate
fap (plural faps)
(slang, countable) A session of masturbation.
• AFP, FP&A, PFA
FAP (uncountable)
(medicine) Initialism of familial adenomatous polyposis.
• AFP, FP&A, PFA
Source: Wiktionary
Fap, a.
Definition: Fuddled. [Obs.] Shak.
Source: Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary 1913 Edition
29 May 2025
(adjective) characterized by careful evaluation and judgment; “a critical reading”; “a critical dissertation”; “a critical analysis of Melville’s writings”
Some 16th-century Italian clergymen tried to ban coffee because they believed it to be “satanic.” However, Pope Clement VII loved coffee so much that he lifted the ban and had coffee baptized in 1600.