Some 16th-century Italian clergymen tried to ban coffee because they believed it to be “satanic.” However, Pope Clement VII loved coffee so much that he lifted the ban and had coffee baptized in 1600.
Late 16th century.
fap (not comparable)
(obsolete) Drunk.
• See Thesaurus:drunk
The phrase originates from the Viz comic strip "Finbarr Saunders and his Double Entendres", written by Simon Thorp.
fap
(informal, internet slang) To indicate that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.
fap (third-person singular simple present faps, present participle fapping, simple past and past participle fapped)
(slang) To masturbate.
• See Thesaurus:masturbate
fap (plural faps)
(slang, countable) A session of masturbation.
• AFP, FP&A, PFA
FAP (uncountable)
(medicine) Initialism of familial adenomatous polyposis.
• AFP, FP&A, PFA
Source: Wiktionary
Fap, a.
Definition: Fuddled. [Obs.] Shak.
Source: Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary 1913 Edition
25 June 2025
(noun) a state of being confined (usually for a short time); “his detention was politically motivated”; “the prisoner is on hold”; “he is in the custody of police”
Some 16th-century Italian clergymen tried to ban coffee because they believed it to be “satanic.” However, Pope Clement VII loved coffee so much that he lifted the ban and had coffee baptized in 1600.